Indomitus:
Billy, having forgotten to take his medication, slams the window down repeatedly on the helpless fly...
CapMidnight:
"Say, Bob... I just noticed we're /all/ wearing the /same/ color shirts!! What're the odds?!?"
CapMidnight:
"Aha! I /knew/ it!! Saddam Hussein's phone! With 'Osama bin Laden' on /speed-dial number one/!!"
nineofnine:
Kinda like "It's a Small World' ride, but ethnically cleansed.
McFrenzy:
My brain on Zippo lighter fuel. Any questions? "Yeah, was Zippo the Italian Marx brother?"
McFrenzy:
Wait, you forgot to kiss Walter Cronkite goodnight.
freezer2:
"But Lord how come there was only one set of foot prints? Is it because you carried me?" "No I had to take a wizz behind that wall."
McFrenzy:
The vortex of Hell can open up anywhere at anytime, so carry lots of Handi-wipes and be thankful Yogurt doesn't yet come in a can.
jack_routers:
"Quick, we gotta get this thousand gross of nylons in Hoover's office before 7am!"
McFrenzy:
Day 452, all bottles lined up in alphabetical order, except Titranaizeine, it was a bad bottle today and was sent to its' room. Day 453 looks promising, too.
Megaweapon:
Mrs. Dahmer can't decide which body parts goes best with white wine.
windsong27:
Well, back where we come from we call this a Phillips screwdriver. Never heard of it being called a Fritz.