meQal:
Now I'm not talking about anything long term. Just 30 minuutes in the back room with you wife is all I ask if you expect to get this loan.
nashtbrutusandshort:
As soon as they saw the dodgeballs, half the 10th graders ran to the nearby church and claimed "Sanctuary!" from the PE coach.
RodRocket:
"Now, repeat after me... 'I must! I must! I must increase my bust!' You try it for a few weeks and let me know."
RodRocket:
"Oh, I remeber the first time I saw a nekkid woman. Aunt Jilly Mae had just finished her bath and had to step out to the hall closet for a fresh towel. Amazed I'm still hetero..."
nashtbrutusandshort:
Temper your Christians by dunking them in cold water until the hissing and bubbling stops.
carbonbased:
"Got enough air in there, mom?"
meQal:
Actually all these seats are taken. You see I need a lot of room and I can't be slowed down by a dipshit like you.
Indomitus:
Goofus plays games on the chalkboard, while Gallant studies dilligently. That's why Goofus has friends, and Gallant will be killing them all in a murder spree next year.
meQal:
Yes, I have an announcement. Anyone who votes for me as class president will recive a free blowjob after gym class.
meQal:
I want you to erite it 100 times on the board young lady. I will not solicite tricks in class without offering it to the teacher for free.
Indomitus:
2 minutes later he cracks his skull open trying to do a Mary Poppins into the drawing.
LauraPowers:
"Stop that chalk drawing and sit back down. You're going to become a chimney sweep whether you like it or not!"