cambria36:
Elizabeth Taylor's FIRST wedding... to Mickey Rooney
Indomitus:
How many passengers will be killed in the accident? Do not use your calculator, and write all your calculations longhand on the paper provided. Good luck.
windsong27:
Nothing satisfies a hungry working man like b-b-qed road kill cooked to perfection on a hot headgasket of a 62 Plymouth Hemi engine.
144b:
SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! SUNDAY!!! See Thrills! Thrills!! Thills!!! At Fozbeck Speeeed-Wayyyy!!!
Indomitus:
He's a prototype Jeff Goldblum.
youllbeshallow:
Because Los Angeles sure is old-country.
Indomitus:
Kooo-roo koo-koo koo-koo-koo-kooooooo!!! How's it going, eh? I'm the new brewmaster here, eh, and we, like, make good beer and stuff, eh.
Indomitus:
No, you idiot! I said agitators, NOT alligators! Get those things out of our beer!
Indomitus:
...It's called a "thermostat."
nashtbrutusandshort:
"I suggest you tell me who was behind the pantsing in third period, Jimmy. Don't make me call my friends on the House Un-American Activities Committee."
carbonbased:
That mirror fell down eight years ago, but Ted still adjusts his tie there every morning.
nashtbrutusandshort:
His eyes say "Go ahead, I'm listening," but his mind is saying, "I wonder how much is left in that bottle of bourbon in the file cabinet?"