Indomitus:
And now, Mr Johnson's cows will entertain us with a reenactment of Sherman's March tot eh Sea...
GersonK:
The annual Walkin of the Cows. Ephramville, PA.
echostation:
"Whoa, it looks like we got a pile up in turn number 4!"
Tommys Dad:
"Hah, whaddaya know, it *is* greener over there."
Indomitus:
Your meat has been personally fondled by Inspector #5.
Tommys Dad:
Man, how drunk did this cow hafta be to get *that* tattooo?
echostation:
Gladys personally wipes a booger on every piece of meat that goes down the line.
echostation:
"Who likes meat-flavored charcoal?"
Indomitus:
Things. They can be very demanding. And when not handled properly, they can lead to other Things. Being responsible means taking care of your Things and not letting them become other Things.
Meldrick:
Trimming their nails, making sure their little boxes are comfortable, making sure Uncle Fester doensn't chew their nails, things like that.
echostation:
While Bobby photocopied his ass, Little Billy put the Accounts Payable records in the oven.
Meldrick:
Shopping for pants was tough for Jimmy, what with his mis-shapen 3rd leg and all.