Ric_Shaw:
America's Funniest Home Video's projectile puking special: the moment of truth.
Ric_Shaw:
OK, just relax and we'll have you out of here in 2 minutes. Three tops.
Eggplant:
"Just a couple of more turns and your head will be fully screwed into place Mrs. Cranston!"
slow_diver:
put an APB out for one Doogie Houser MD
Eggplant:
"How much did you pay her to do that J.B...?"
Eggplant:
"...And why didn't you believe him when He said there was a 500 pound gorilla in the bathroom?"
KirkShatner:
Let's see... spring back, fall forward... lean forward, fall back... darn it I just can never remember which way to turn the clocks!
Eggplant:
"I think its Spring Sideways and Fall on Yer butt Henry... Do you remember?"
KirkShatner:
Look damnit, I'm telling you it's spring up, fall down!
Eggplant:
"O.K., O.K., Spring Forward and Fall Back... I Gotcha... Sheesh, whatta Groucho...!"
KirkShatner:
*click* "Information" "Yes, which way do I turn my clock tonight?" "Um... hold please." *click* {dial tone}
KirkShatner:
Forward, backward. Who cares? Either I get to work an hour early and get a pat on the back, or I'm an hour late and I get fired. I really don't care.