cambria36:
Billy's waiting for his turn to marry Elizabeth Taylor.
Moatas:
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! (Slice!) Oh... sorry, I didn't mean to nick you so badly... I just wanted to take your head... Ooops."
TyranosaurisRex:
You better come home now Dad. Susie shit herself and I'm not dealing with it.
BlakHat1:
"I never DID get that pic-i-nic basket!"
BlakHat1:
<off screen> *ROOOOOAAARR!!* "SIGFREID!! HEEELLLP!"
Silyn:
And once you bend over the rail like this, Tommy... That's when Mr. Whump will come up behind and...
BlakHat1:
Yarsley, Yage, Yoseyary and Yme!
Silyn:
Oh yeah... I've been a very bad boy... Ooo. You know I want it. Yeah... Ungh... Give it to me... Yeah, I'll see you tonight... Bye Mom!
BlakHat1:
In the old days, instead of Muzak they patched you into a personal Lounge Singer!
dipityd40:
Its filled with scotch... another perk of being an exec at Tyco
TyranosaurisRex:
25% Premium if you are buried in the Oder-eater section.
Ric_Shaw:
Yeah, I'd like my sandwich cold, dry and tasteless on a soggy bun. I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. That's the way your served it last time!