Eggplant:
~0"The Clock isn't right, its supposed to be 3 am not 2 am,, or wait a minute, do we set them back at 2 or 3 or do we set them back to 1..?"0~
KirkShatner:
I told you it was spring forward you idiot. Now you've gotten fired and here I'm stuck helping you pack all your crap.
Eggplant:
Call this number and help this man find a job where time doesn't matter, he was fired for not springing to work...
Eggplant:
Jerry's initial reaction when He ran over a watch salesman who had forgotten that his bus ran on standard time all year long , wrong place, wrong time...
KirkShatner:
Little did Ethel know that every day, every night the lampshade sat there watching. Plotting. Waiting for the right moment to strike.
Eggplant:
<Phone Voice> "This is information, the time is... is... Just a minute...!"
KirkShatner:
"You know my love for you is timeless." "You forgot to move your clock forward and got fired didn't you?"
KirkShatner:
"Say, is that a new watch? Can I see it?" "I told you, if you can't remember whether to go forward or back, I'm NOT going to help you."
KirkShatner:
I promise you honey, one day I will figure out this time change thing.
KIPPAGE:
"I think we got gypped... There isn't hardly any topping on this pizza...!"
cappin_kirk:
Next time, Hercules, DON'T FORGET THE K-Y JELLY.
keyz88:
Smarm: 100%... and a close, smooth one say the judges...