meQal:
Tuna flavored ice cream was never a big hit except in high school cafaterias
Indomitus:
Backing over hydrants, fences, dogs, small children... What can Brown do for you?
meQal:
Sandy fails the "how to boil water" portion of the home economics final.
Darthdemona:
Ten minutes later an argument broke out over who had the stupidest hat.
Darthdemona:
Someone ought to go out and fix that fire hydrant.
juxstapo:
Goose!
juxstapo:
blah blah blah blaits gonna rain
Smoker6:
"No, no, no! I know that! Everyone knows that, but two wrongs, multiplied by this formula, actually DO!"
Smoker6:
"No chicks here..." ¦ "Yeah." ¦ "So... wanna go back to my place?"
Bigstupid:
"Stewardess?" "Yes?" "The in-flight movie is out of focus." "The whole PLANE is out of focus, sir." "Oh. Can I have another vodka?" "That's WHY the plane is out of focus, sir."
JurassicPork:
.oO Sliced bread! Bah! This fad will never last! Oo.
JurassicPork:
Jesus Juice. Is IT in you?