Bigstupid:
Tragically, they didn't read the fine print on the label that said "Swiffers not for use in cleaning horse poo."
BAD BOY:
A RARE BUT VIVID IMAGE OF R2d2 's LEFT TESTICLE
ROCKET:
THE FIRST WORDS TO COME OUT OF THE BABY COMPUTERS MOUTH?...'' DATA''
KIPPAGE:
"The Severely wounded go to floor six, the Disease ridden go to floor Twelve, The Mangled torn up ones go to the Kitchen, we cut corners like everyone else!"
Equinox365:
Tonight on Scare Tactics: film of Pauley Shore's unsuccessful audition for "Puppetry of the Penis."
Indomitus:
"Hello. I'm Satan's left nut, and I'm here to say I'm so proud of Mel Gibson right now."
Dirigo:
Whom?
Indomitus:
Hey, who spilled rice on the map?
Indomitus:
"So that night I was discussing global political dynamics with my wife, when... oh, crap, a National Geographic camera!... CAW! CAW!" *poop*
chef1017:
Yes... yes it's true... I was surgically altered to allow my eyebrows and mustache to move in perfect harmony!! Muhahaa
chef1017:
Hey Bob... do you like movies about Gladiators?
MrAtomik:
suddenly Australia realized that the other continents were ganging up on it