meQal:
You know my favorite meat is sausage. Ask my husband about how I can swollow a kelbasa.
Indomitus:
Nice tattoo, Sally.
meQal:
Now we come to my favorite part of the program where I freak the hell out and stab a member of my crew with a carving knife.
meQal:
Remember to keep a pamplet handy at all times so you too can look like a know it all bitch.
Darthdemona:
These pamphlets will show you how eating meat will reveal God's plan for you.
Indomitus:
If you have to keep a baseball bat handy to beat back the casserole, maybe it's time to clean out the fridge.
Indomitus:
"Jusht a bit more sherry... maybe a little bit more... more... and we drink the rest." *thud*
Darthdemona:
Remember, your hands should be at least six inches away from the prepared meat at all times.
meQal:
Remember that it is impolite to eat with your vibrator on the table.
Indomitus:
Certified USDA Choice. You can't beat our meat.
meQal:
Anal Clipper? WTH?!?!?!?
BoyHowdy:
Water bottle between her thigs, JLH reaches for the lube, and across the country adolescent boys all spontaneously combust.