rickubis:
Moving slowly, he pushed his steaming, smoking train into the dark, waiting... wanting tunnel.
rickubis:
I'll never be able to look at cottage cheese again. Look at the thighs.
rickubis:
Dad? Aren't those *mom's* clothes?
da_upstart:
Meanwhile, at the <koff koff> annual capper's cookout... <koff>
rickubis:
"You don't wanna slaughter *us*! We're *mad*!" "Yeah! Um.... GRRRRR."
UnReality:
Having run out of dominoes, Ted started using pigs.
da_upstart:
"Welp, Betsy, Farmer Brown is coming this way. Looks like he's in 'the mood' again." "Oh Lord... <sighhh> I am so looking forward to the slaughter house."
rickubis:
Oh, I saw this! This is about that pig that was bitten by a radioactive spider named Charlotte. He developed spider powers, and sucked every living thing on the farm dry.
da_upstart:
"[What's the matter, Farmer Brown? Betsy got a headache?]"
UnReality:
"With this poultry, I thee wed."
rickubis:
Uh, oh. A herd of chickens can strip a human to the bone in a matter of mere minutes. Actually, about 960 minutes.
meQal:
Hey Susie! Wanna see my cock?