TyranosaurisRex:
Alright Sally. Today you will learn how to perform a sacrifice.
da_upstart:
"So you kill the chickens with your bare hands? How can you do that?" "Oh like this." <cr-CRIK!> ba-BAAAALLLK!!! "Jesus, Sandy!!"
TyranosaurisRex:
It has now been taken over by the Nazi Party.
UnReality:
"I thought Jeff Bezos was the queen of Amazon..."
UnReality:
"And all I ask is a tall ship and Generik's shirt to steer her by."
BStarr13:
A Vornado electric fan is standard equipment in most Medieval castles.
Fat_meQal_Day:
What freaking progress?
da_upstart:
"So, Saddam's weapons of mass destruction was right here in the U.S. all along, huh. Who'd of thunk it..."
Mardi_gleeb:
"Happy Wanderers?" What good is an Icelandic saga without all the murder in it?
Fat_meQal_Day:
I see no happy wanderers here just a river full of green sewage.
da_upstart:
"Grandfather. How did I get my name?" "Well we name newborns after events taking place at the time of birth. That is why I am Wild River, your father Raging Wind. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
Mardi_gleeb:
Wanted: Sitter on Dock of the Bay. Liberal salary. Must be experienced in watching tide roll away.