Soozcat:
None of them actually knows the deceased; they're just here for the free food.
Soozcat:
Heated towel rack? Half a walker? Poorly-designed stepladder? Minimalist folding chair? You be the judge.
Soozcat:
Ah, a thing of beauty. It's the finest moonshine still in three counties.
Beckett:
"...that's why we here at H&R Block invite you to go blow a goat... CUT!"
Beckett:
"This is the kind of screen grab that gives Jehovah Witnessess wood."
Soozcat:
Ah, the garden-variety CEO. Well-dressed, well-groomed, well-plastered after 3 p.m., and dumb as a post.
Soozcat:
Oh, and pop will eat itself.
Soozcat:
Cogs Across America takes the city of Pittsburgh.
da_upstart:
"Companyyyy, halt! Performmmm Tippy-toe wave!" "[Performing Tippy-toe wave, SIR!!!]"
Kota:
I DO TOO have bigger breasts than you... DO NOT... DO TOO... DO NOT... (Oh brother...)
rickubis:
Luke's Dad came from the Dark Side of town.
Soozcat:
(cue Fingal's Cave bgm) The sea is wild and powerful, filled with beauty and danger. Oh, and fish, lots of fish.