Indomitus:
Yes, that's right, we'll deliver entire crates of pre-hatched eggs directly to the door of your mobile home.
GersonK:
I lovethe Museum of Crazed Loners.
Indomitus:
...and as an added bonus, for every carton of pre-hatched eggs you buy, we'll give your bedridden quadraplegic grampa a free hernia exam.
Billy_Zoom:
Now emasculate him with your incessant nagging... [women, you know what I mean, huh?]
MaxKeller:
Found it a week later under a pile of fettucini alfredo.
mikerafone:
After this, laws were created to limit the size of billboards on the side of the road
Soozcat:
As God is my witness, I'll never go grungy again!
da_upstart:
"I said NO WIRE HANGERS!!!" "No, mommy dearest, No!!" <TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!> "AGGGRHHH!!"
Soozcat:
Faceless drones and replaceable workers, unite! Cogs Across America needs you!
da_upstart:
"[ Submit. Conform. Accept. Submit. Conform. Accept. Submit.... ]"
Beckett:
"Now watch closely as the executive vice-president of human resources deftly flings his booger onto the back of the finance and accounting managers head."
da_upstart:
<sob> <sniff> "This is the best funeral ever..."