Smoker6:
"Shmoke und a pancake? No? Zen zare ees no pleasink you, Mr. Powers."
Smoker6:
"Aah! How... do I ...tell this... automatic dildo... oomph! that I'm... a... guy!!"
TilRMan:
Kills the germs that cause gingivitis... with huge green macrophages.
porpoise:
He tries to conceal it, but it's pretty obvious he's a werewolf.
GypsySwitch:
"I figure in just a few years I'll be able to comb-over my eyebrows."
Smoker6:
"Has anyone seen my Rogaine? I had it right next to my eyebrow wax."
TorgosHand:
"The honorable Judge Munster, now presiding!"
fireyf:
Normally I'm strongly opposed to men plucking their eyebrows, but I think I can make an exception here.
GypsySwitch:
o/` "Ohhh, I'm drivin my life away... lookin for a better way... for me..." o/`
GypsySwitch:
Install a blower and nitrous system onto your microprocessor. *Tim Allen grunt*
porpoise:
Olives on a blacktop.
Smoker6:
Wow. Two black bears wrestling over some licorish jellybeans in a tar pit at night.