GypsySwitch:
"'Charlton Heston was here'? Blasted second-hand sets."
Smoker6:
"Wow... (psst. Hey, Dad. Are they all this white with their clothes off, or is this one just extra pasty?)"
Joshua_the_samurai:
"Your Hot pocket just squrted all over my uniform!"
porpoise:
Rockette boot camp.
Smoker6:
"I think maybe it's the spoons on your coat. Maybe that's why they all call you 'Chef."
Smoker6:
*throaty growl* "Pardon me, ma'am, but do you know where they put the Bounty Party Towels?"
GypsySwitch:
"OH MY LORD! Not only am I in a Disney movie, but I'm in a Freaky Friday remake! How low have I sunk?!?"
porpoise:
Well, dot my i and call me Shirley.
MrBoj:
Pierce Brosnan as, MINOR HEADSHOT GUY
GypsySwitch:
I'm jealous. He has all the nicest nighties.
porpoise:
This won't hurt a bit.
TorgosHand:
"I thougth all these things were supposed to work on the dewey decimal system..."