GypsySwitch:
"My top is ribbed for my pleasure."
GypsySwitch:
I'd always wondered what happened to that mechanical owl from Clash of the Titans. They hollowed him out and made him a spaceship.
Smoker6:
"Ignore all the buttons and lights, they are all meaningless. This lever is the only thing that can make it go."
Smoker6:
"I wish you'd stop saying 'engage' every time I make a turn."
fireyf:
"Captain's log, star date 24158..." "Hey that's my line!"
porpoise:
"Into the theatre everyone. We've got worm sign. (sigh, it just doesn't have the same appeal)"
HiFi_dude:
Number 1! Number 1! Number 1! "What is it, sir?" Nothing, Commander... except I gotta take off this stupid suit and do number 1!
Smoker6:
*scottish brogue* "I'm givin' her all she's got, Cap'n but there's a crack in the dilithium crystals! I've got to have at least 2 hours!!"
HiFi_dude:
Dang! Every time I come to this barber shop, there's 17 people in line ahead of me. I can't wait any more... this head of hair is a forest!
TorgosHand:
"Oh crap, a pool party. How can I pull this off without everyone finding out about my hair?"
GypsySwitch:
"And that's when I almost defeated Doug and Bob McKenzie."
HiFi_dude:
Not to be out-done by Janet, Madonna shows her navel at a basketball game.