screaming_fist:
"They left a minty olive on the pillow, just how I like it."
Indomitus:
"This is my atio! Notice there's no 'P' on it!"
CaveDweller:
"Well... a hacksaw IS a better way, but then you'd have to walk about on bloody stumps."
GypsySwitch:
...except for cutting off your foot and burning it in a perverse ritual, which can be quite fun, actually.
Lanzman:
"The red pill or the blue pill, Mister Anderson?"
GypsySwitch:
"...and then I stuck the live wire to my tongue, like so..."
CaveDweller:
"Think I should pop this?"
GypsySwitch:
The invasion is minty fresh.
Smoker6:
Falling from an airplane? No parachute? Try new improved DayQuil.
GypsySwitch:
The sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, why-am-I-seeing-vapor-trails medicine.
GypsySwitch:
"Try not to look so squirrely, son. And get out a couple dollar bills. They'll give you more attention if they can see the money."
Joshua_the_samurai:
Cross dressing Hobbits, on the next 60 minutes.