SunSinner:
Feel the Boobers.
Generik:
Crikey, if I feel any more joy I'll have to change my pants.
DiggerSmolken:
Just gonna set this up over this broken mirror and try to get that black cat to walk under it...
GlitterRock:
"Better get these hung up... one day, these will belong to my son..."
eraserhead:
Walter! what did I tell you about violating the curtains!!
SunSinner:
"But I don't WANT to clean the dead ladybugs out of the light fixture." "Do it, Man, lest ye be cut off from sweet poon."
Nyssa23:
Tonight, on Bad Luck Theater...
Indomitus:
"Okay, I'll grab the bulb and you guys turn the ladder." ...the SciFi Programming Department changes a lightbulb.
animebabe:
"M*O*O*N... that spells bowl hair cuts are sexy."
shanky:
"Even his shadow is ugly."
MSTzilla:
"Who the hell are those little shadow guys down there?" "They come with the house, just ignore them."
Generik:
"You're looking a lot more feminine than usual, Uncle Lady. What's your secret?" "Hormone injections." "You TOO?!"