gleeb:
"BRING ME THE HEAD OF OSCAR GOLDMAN!!!"
Nyssa23:
If you have any of my tapes for DR! He keeps calling me!
YibbleGuy:
"And now, for advanced mathematicians, you can actually set your 'sleep number' to the natural logarithm of e."
Agent_Moldy:
Guess the right number, win a good night's sleep! (Fine print) *Guess the wrong number, we release the fire ants.*
SunSinner:
...but only if ye be stout men of valor with all ye rubbers.
GlitterRock:
"Call now for the hottest, sexiest Empty Bed phonesex on the net!"
MadSigntist:
"No, honey, there is no horsehead in here... I just had an... accident."
MST3KPresentsGersonK:
And your neigbor's too. Just takes a ladder
Nyssa23:
It'll help if you have somewhere to plug it in though.
Indomitus:
...so that you can partake of our fine quality programming wherever you go.
JoeAnthrax:
Best Buy won't mind...
RodRocket:
"Rowsdower!"