Amon:
Yes, they can both do the mashed potato. But can they do the twist?
gleeb:
You know, I'm trained in laying on of hands...
GizM:
Thorn Birds 1956
SunSinner:
Get a cup of Paul Sanka to keep you perky in the morning.
YibbleGuy:
Priests keep their minds off of sex via endless games of "One Potato, Two Potato."
JurassicPork:
"My child, have you ever seen a man of the cloth without the cloth?"
Nyssa23:
"What's the church's position on S&M?" "Well, dominant, I suppose."
MadSigntist:
All the perfumes of Arabia cannot sweeten his tiny, choirboy stained hands.
RodRocket:
"You don't understand, Betty. God WANTS me to touch your hoots."
Buffoon:
"Well, that sounds like fun, but where are we gonna find a rabbi, two goats and a five-pound block of Velveeta?"
RodRocket:
"It's so lonely in the rectory! I'm the only straight priest there!"
GizM:
"She died in the water. That's where the fish live."