Forkboy:
"I don't know where you're from, pal, but we don't wear hats like that around here."
echostation:
"So what size would you say those are... double d's?"
Forkgirl:
"Lois, it's perfectly acceptable to pee on the sofa. Just don't tell the dog."
Geezo:
"No problem. We'll just climb in a spaceship and set our course for Earth." ... "What are you on about again? Crazy old codger."
Forkboy:
"Whoa! What have you been feeding your horse, Carl? I think it's sick."
Geezo:
"Funny, I don't remember feeding the horses corn."
Forkboy:
"Listen, boys. I have some bad news. Apparently, sodomy's illegal."
Moatas:
"Starbuck, Apollo, let's saddle up boys!"
Geezo:
"We won't starve. I've got a stockpile of Alpo like you wouldn't believe."
Meldrick:
"I'm typing your sob story on the worlds smallest typewriter here."
TheLurker:
*synchronized zips*
Dante83:
Boy, even in 1879 Helen Hayes was 90.