screaming_fist:
"It's the neighbor's kids, so I suggest setting phasers to maim."
TMBG:
Well if you play with it, it'll get much bigger, come on, give it a try!!!
TMBG:
You should have booked your hotel through Priceline, then you wouldn't have to share
screaming_fist:
"No, 'Space the final bustierre' is incorrect."
porpoise:
We've secretly replaced John's remote with an old fashioned calculator. Let's see how long it takes him to notice.
screaming_fist:
We return to "Space Sluts from the Planet Uvula."
ArchHallJr:
2) Must smoke Camel Unfiltered
ArchHallJr:
1) Must NOT have HS diploma.
Indomitus:
Is that what the kids call it these days?
TyranosaurisRex:
"Adam, wait, I just fell off my horse." Are you OK?" "Yeah, I landed on my tits."
echostation:
"Listen, you hobo, wooden nickles are worth a lot in these parts!"
Forkgirl:
"Look, you take this here beef jerky and those indians won't give you a lick of trouble. Trust me."