Moatas:
"I could shag with the best of them. I'm talking San Francisco whores, not those pansties asses in New York."
Dante83:
"I'm sorry, but this scene has reached it's lawful character capacity. It's nothing personal, but you weigh the most, so you have to leave."
Moatas:
"My, my, Lacey. You've grown into a fine, young whore. Just yer momma."
Forkgirl:
"Mother, I'm sorry I was so mean." ... "Me, too dear, and I'm sorry I secretly replaced your Folger's crystals with monkey droppings."
Dante83:
"Real live girl! No way! I hear they just shaved a gorilla. Everyone knows girls don't exist."
Geezo:
"I know her outfit's modest, Hoss, but don't worry. Once she gets going, this will be a bachelor party to remember."
Geezo:
Animation by some guy with a box of crayons and a six pack of beer.
Geezo:
"I consult you to use mostly puke green during the credits."
echostation:
"Them fields is chock full of road apples, I say, road apples!"
Forkgirl:
Dammit, Forkboy, how many times do I have to tell you? When you use the last of the Eye of Newt, refill the bottle!"
Forkboy:
Couldn't replace it, dear. Drank too much of it and turned into... um.... this.
Dante83:
"Hey baby, I was sitting over there watching you and I thought, 'Damn, I'd love her to rip my head off later tonight after we do it proper.'"