holenozone:
"With heightned security and terrorist alerts, Smokey The Bear is now authorized to use extreme force if campfires aren't extinguished properly."
holenozone:
To the Royal Typewriter Company, your newfangled printing machine is slower than writing things out by hand. It weighs 75lbs, fell in my lap, now I'm Sterile.
holenozone:
"Ya know miss, If I press a button on that plaque with the bass on it, it comes to life and sings 'Take me to the river'."
Generik:
"Uhh... Jenny? Is that... how shall I put this... Is that... morning wood I see you sporting?" "Just glad to see you, Paul."
joe678:
"All proceeds from this ad will be donated to the Kirby Grant Rolling In His Grave Fund. As you probably know, he was hit by the flying Nabisco emblem...."
gleeb:
Hot Tyne Daly talk! Call now!
UnReality:
"...of unending torment. But enough about the rest of the Sci-Fi Channel lineup..."
144b:
Where you too can get more screwed by a multimedia monster.
UnReality:
"The Cambot Show, starring Cambot, written and produced by Cambot, directed by Cambot. With special appearance by Cambot. A Miller-Boyett production."
GlitterRock:
"Hi. I was touched by a Moldy...."
144b:
Well, that's the last time I use Tom Servo as a bong.
GizM:
"Drink your Kool-Aid, Tom. It's time."