Billy_Zoom:
Bill O'Reilly comes out, screaming about the Patriot Act...
stareater:
"You start reachin' for a man's crotch, you damn well better finish the job, mister!"
stareater:
WANTS MOMMY TO WIPE HIS ASS WITH CHARMIN
Billy_Zoom:
Well, I demand more explosions and thongs...
stareater:
"Oil's fine, but you got a mother-in-law stuck in your fan...."
stareater:
"I want the cookie...*ZAP!* Owwww! I want the cookie.....*ZAP!* Dammit! I want....."
stareater:
Not to be confused with the American Petroleum Jelly Institute, who are just a bunch of jerk-offs.
stareater:
The very spot where Troy MacGreggor said, "Rowsdower!"
stareater:
Claiming there isn't enough racial diversity in trees, the ACLU begins planting Afro Maples...
holenozone:
"My agent told me that if I hosted a show on Sci-Fi, I'd get to date Shannon Doherty. LIES!"
GHOSTDOG:
future home of the majority of corporate CEO's.
holenozone:
"....what is, things you'll never see on Michael Jacksons computer?"