gleeb:
Garcon! More chocolate milk!
Meldrick:
Keanue Reeves is Cher in the Half-Breed
UnReality:
"Sexy squirrel action -- dial 1-900-HOT-NUTZ."
Amon:
Just when you thought it was safe to hit the highways, he's back. Suicide Squirrel has returned. And he's brought his son to help.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"andiwaswatching thiskidgodownhill realfastanhewent WEEEEE!!"
gleeb:
Yertle's back, and this time it's personal!
GlitterRock:
**SPLASH!** No-one could beat Tibby when it came to log-rolling!
Nyssa23:
Wow, the MST fans are really turning out for this... even Tibby's here!
DiggerSmolken:
I don't like Nambla's new ad campaign...
Meldrick:
Today, MST3K was replaced on Sci-Fi by testing patterns.
UnReality:
KITT gets down with his bad self.
RodRocket:
"We can rebuild him. We have the technology...."