GonadTheBarbarian:
"We have to get rid of him for my sake, men. There's not enough room for two gods on this show."
GonadTheBarbarian:
"Beam me up, Scotty." "But I'm not up there!" "Then get me some Jim Beam, straight up."
KIPPAGE:
"No Scotty, it goes like this... Loooooocy in the Skyyyy.... With Di... A... Monnnnds!"
Eggplant:
Got a confirmation on the port number!
GonadTheBarbarian:
(whisper) "Couldn't the wardrobe Dept. get something a little softer for me to wear?"
GonadTheBarbarian:
New warning label to placed with each SciFi original.
GonadTheBarbarian:
"Hey, guys? Camera's rolling. Guys???"
GonadTheBarbarian:
oO"If I leave now, the ship's mine, the blondes will be mine, and I'LL get to play TJ Hooker!"Oo
da_upstart:
"...so we visit the 'John Doe' section of the city morgue in this week's edition of 'Where Are They Now?: Poopdeck Pappi'."
tinaw:
Their research may have no purpose, but at least their environment is sterile.
Datazoid1701:
Spock, if only this railing wasn't here, holding me back from showing my true feelings for you..."Put a sock in it, Captain."
jildo:
Even though at 41 years of age he was old enough to know better, Tom couldn't resist sticking his hand in the printing press.