Datazoid1701:
Dodge Ball anyone?
cambria36:
In Texas, both "oil" and "all" are pronounced exactly the same.
Datazoid1701:
I knew! The Enterprise is JUST a model!
GonadTheBarbarian:
When assembling step five, hold for several minutes until the glue sets.
LV426:
You're in good hands with AltairState.
Datazoid1701:
With this ring, I thee wed.To have and to hold til cancellation do us part.
GonadTheBarbarian:
"It's my agent. He says we're set to appear on Hollywood Squares when the season ends."
GonadTheBarbarian:
Gene Roddenberry in his office as he speaks during a cast meeting.
GonadTheBarbarian:
"Yes my dear, I am a god!" oO"Why do I keep going to Hollywood clubs?"Oo
KIPPAGE:
"Dammit Jim, You're not supposed to inhale the olive in the Martini!"
GonadTheBarbarian:
"Time to put our cards on the table." "Poker, Captain?" "No, our Actors Guild cards. Burn 'em!"
GonadTheBarbarian:
Most helpful for those whose stomachs can't take SciFi programming anymore.