da_upstart:
"Damn automatic weapons. Here... push the barrel with your stomach while I try to unjam it."
Datazoid1701:
Captain, I have a logical feeling that I know what you're thinking about, because you are always thinking about THAT.
dscully:
"Captain- check this out- it's a microscope specifically for small penises" "I'm too busy tring to figure out what this thing is, Spock!"
Datazoid1701:
Do you make Popcorn? Milkshakes?... "Captain, I dropped my peppermint into my typewriter." ...A bread maker?
Moatas:
A Historical Moment In Music: ...After turning this corner, John Lennon says to Paul McCarthy... 'Look at this long and winding road."
Moatas:
"Ok, you keep fishing for our dinner, Howard, I'm going down to the Piggy Wiggly and get some donuts."
Moatas:
"Hey, the Sears catalog has a great ladies undergarment section this year."
Moatas:
"Here's your order, coffee, cream, two sugars. Ham on rye and three condoms."
Coakley:
"Spock, I Shrunk The Captain." Next on Forced Perspective Theater.
Loodvig:
Try the new Cuyahoga River Sundae!
Loodvig:
"Interstate system? I think Eisenhower is smoking reefer again..."
Datazoid1701:
Maybe it cleans teeth. Or it gives pedicures... "Dr. McCoy, the patient. He's dying." ...Maybe it's a travel Spa. Facials? Massager?...