flappersquirrel:
Stupid f*cking V Chip.
Indomitus:
.oO(God, am I glad it's the 50s. Maybe I should call the wife over here for a headjob before she gets all liberated and shit...)
Indomitus:
Whips & chains are extra.
Joshua_the_samurai:
Black, black, to black, there is no light but what our heart sees... (Congo drums)
Tommysdad:
It was a dark and stormy night...
KIPPAGE:
What the Doctors saw when they did a cardiogram of Saddams Heart
Tommysdad:
...and tonight's special guest star: Buffoon's ex-wife's heart!
TyranosaurisRex:
If it don't fix, work it.
windsong27:
This is my favorite episode of Knight Rider. It's where Dave gets his head stuck in a cement mixer and Kitt runs away with a 83 Porsche.
geoffmon:
If your happy and french and retarded...clap your hands
miss_interoceter:
Wait... Depends. Hmm. Maybe those would be a better choice for grandma.
Indomitus:
.oO(Let's see... milk, bread, adult diapers, tampons, hemorrhoid cream, toilet paper, and potato chips...)