Indomitus:
Or maybe run up to them, squealing like a little girl, and hug it really hard.
bluedreams:
"Mommm! Sarah's humping me like a boy and Tina's trying to pull her eyebrow off with her fingers!!"
MrAtomik:
but only as an excuse to get Miss Jenkins to come in and serve coffee
Indomitus:
And then that little bitch in the mailroom that laughed at him when he asked her out will PAY!
YibbleGuy:
In the bizarro universe, Russell Crowe is young, sober, and employed by Orkin Pest Control.
SamuraiJill:
"Hi! I'm the virgin you sent for for your Samhain sacrifice!" "Aren't you Steve's mom?"
ThievenRaven05:
Where did the keg go George? Where did it go?
Kaisah:
One word: Huzzah
Indomitus:
"I just got back from Hades, and boy am I Thor!"
Kaisah:
Yeah well he said that about his last meal at MCDonalds
AbortionIsMurder:
What is this, the Sci-Fart Channel?!?
Kaisah:
Malcolm Jamal Warner in his most challenging role: an Irishman