Kevbo32:
All that scorpion made my vision all grooovvyyy mmaaaann...
KIPPAGE:
What an Orgasm looks like through Kirilian Photography Technology
deadparrot:
"I'm sorry. I don't mean to stare, but... Didn't you die in Interceptor Force?"
ericb321:
"Um, I thought you said your cat wasn't the sexually aggressive type." "Well, I guess he'd never seen a Teletubby doll. Sorry about that."
bluedreams:
*crunch crunch* "This scorpion tastes like crap!" "It's probably been laced with tarantula or something."
deadparrot:
Here, at the VaryChepe School of Being Sean Connery, you'll learn all the tricks of being Sean Connery, such as the concerned look, and of course, the accent...
deadparrot:
Her facelift is going haywire! It's gonna blow! RUN!
deadparrot:
There was an accident this morning, when a motorcycle was struck by a waning film crossfade. The cyclist was killed and the crossfade is in critical condition.
GHOSTDOG:
I'm sorry sir, we do not accept returns on used condoms.
Darkblade:
The sun just went Black Dwarf.
keyz88:
I'd like to SEE things from your point of view, " SciFi", but I can't seem to get my head that far up your butt.
keyz88:
Once the number 3, being the 3rd number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being dark in my sight,, shall die.