deadparrot:
PUMAT: Matthew Lillard, Shatner, and one of the villains from Dick Tracy.
deadparrot:
*lemon* *lemon* *lemon* ...and this show falls out the bottom of the machine. Jackpot!
deadparrot:
"That makes my hat concerned. See? See how concerned it looks?"
deadparrot:
Not Jerry Doyle. Not even a reasonable likeness. Nope. Not him.
bluedreams:
60-year-old Bruce Willis??
deadparrot:
"...and if you see Alex Keaton, tell him I'm gunning for him."
ericb321:
In Perfection, when we're bored with giant monsters, we put depth charges in our pants just to see what happens.
ericb321:
You are the one who was foretold! On the piece of paper! You have been Chosen!
ericb321:
Did that beeyotch just snort a scorpion? Okay, I'm not as cool as I thought I was.
ericb321:
Cocaine is just another gateway drug. Scorpions are what's really in.
Kevbo32:
Woah! I've been in a public High School but this girl outbeats all the jocks noogies I've seen totalled!
deadparrot:
"We don't have a brunette. How are we supposed to screw in this light bulb?"