The_Gray_Zombie:
And then God said, "Ah Screw it, I'll start over." and it was....HEY, Who left the logo laying around? Someone can get hurt if they're not careful.
shanky:
"Why does Piazza keep grabbing his crotch and winking at me?"
LauraPowers:
"Rub our tummies!!" "Come, rub em!" (I stole that.)
Crow T. Robot:
TODAY today, I CONSIDER MYSELF consider myself, THE LUCKIEST MAN luckiest man--- CUT IT OUT CAN'T YA!!?!?!?!
shanky:
"Did you get those crotch shots you wanted, Laura?"
chilwil:
THVitaminC Powered Gatorade was a big 'hit' with the men out in left field.
Crow T. Robot:
I getting some interference on the History Channel...
LauraPowers:
You should have used double space.
El_Kapitan:
It's good to know the secret "dealer handshake."
cambria36:
Just for kicks, Fred replaces his daughter's birth-control pills with Ju-ju-Bees.
Racerex:
PUMAT: Eleanor Donahue, Michelle Pfieffer and E.T.
Racerex:
"I've heard of people being able to read tea-leaves, but not socks!"