weird-1.com:
This just in... Uncle Travling Matt want Gobo to kiss Mokie
Indomitus:
"Such peace. Such beauty. Let's strip-mine it." "Yessir, Mr Bush."
LauraPowers:
"The mustache is muy sexxy, yes? Look at it. Learn it. Love it."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Break 1-9, Break 1-9, Horshack, you got your ears on? Come back.
porpoise:
I think I found one of shanky's bowling balls.
Crow T. Robot:
Hey Linda, I just figured out why they call it a "sneeze-guard", by the way... it doesn't really work all that good.
Indomitus:
o/~ "Ooonly after the rain..." o/~ .oO
porpoise:
Dry humps. Who's next for a dry hump?
Crow T. Robot:
Hey look we're all in color! That means the war is over!
LauraPowers:
I didn't even know the world was pregnant!
Indomitus:
Lower your weapons... This one's *mine*
Crow T. Robot:
The Iron Chef is sketching his menu and FUKISAN! Yes, Ota? Look, it's going to be a eel and goat eye pate of some type!