DangerKitty:
"The new Do-It-Yourself Silence of the Lambs Sewing Kit."
LauraPowers:
"They aren't talking about you, Earl. Put your pants back on."
forkgirl:
"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. and Mrs. Barnes, but I'm afraid little Timmy will soon turn into a chicken."
forkgirl:
So many men, so little interest.
LauraPowers:
"When's the movie gunna start!?" "I want my money back!"
beckett:
"Uncle Al performs on the world's first all sausage calliopie!"
Forkboy:
"All those in favor of 'Getting baked and watching Stallone movies' say 'Aye' ..."
LauraPowers:
o/' Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what I'd really like to beee-ee-ee cause if I were and Oscar Meyer wiener everyone would fall in love with meeeee o/'
Forkboy:
"Honey, the police are at the door. They want to bring Fifi in for questioning."
forkgirl:
If you squint your left eye and put one hand on your head, you can kind of make out an image of Elvis.
LauraPowers:
"All aboard the Cho-cho train! CHOOO-CHOOO!!!!" "Get back to work, Ralph. Don't make me warn you again."
beckett:
"What the hell do they need a Zamboni for?"