ArtMystery:
Every big city needs a good radiator.
Mustang:
...Young Nathan would paddle and masturbate simlutaneously to train his mind in tranquil surroundings
Indomitus:
"This is Kalalay. She only eats dirt and uses rats as tampons. For less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help her and many other nubile young girls just like her. Won't you please help?"
Indomitus:
The third silo here holds our Tic Tac stockpile. You know, just in case.
ArtMystery:
"Who needs water buffalos when you've discovered the Spring of Everlasting Cheese?" "Are you sure that isn't the Spring of Satanic Semen?" "Yeah, whatever. Got any crackers?"
Indomitus:
"Dagnabbit, Billy, I told you, when you're pitchforking the hay, watch out for your testicles! Now we gotta get you sewed back together again. Mildred! Get the needle and thread!"
Indomitus:
Cap'n Crunch, now with Catholic Host wafers!
Chebster:
Frozen elephant semen, it's not just for gluing things anymore.
ArtMystery:
I hate it when the father insists on including his sliced testicles as a show of solidarity with the new mother's fried placenta.
Chebster:
Even rebels like Billy drink milk. "You'll drink it too, or I'll kick the shit out of you!" Ahhh kids, the things they say...
ArtMystery:
Our Own Repressed Homosexuality, or Beating Queers for Easy Fun and Implied Projection.
Chebster:
"Side straddle hop! Begin!" "I can't coach, there's a gerbil up my ass." "Ok, Sam, sit this one out." "Hey coach, I have one too!" "Me too!" " Ahhh crap, hit the showers."