deadparrot:
Criss Angel. Smoker. Coffee drinker. Hemmorhoid.
HMIrony:
I'm protesting the inhumane torture that is Scare Tactics.
bannerman:
*Did I remember to tape "Will & Grace?"
skydiver119:
I'll take a big mac, super sized fries... ooh, chocolate shake.
Indomitus:
"And what makes you feel that you are qualified for the available 'Little Brother' position?" "Well, I really like to eat paste."
ArtMystery:
"I'm giving your haircut a pass, but I'm saying without question that my shirt kicks your shirt's ass. Seirously, dude - kicks your shirt's ASS."
HMIrony:
women viewers: *swooooooon*
ArtMystery:
"Gosh, Miss LaTourneau, how long do I have to listen to this Walt Whitman crap? I mean... is someone gonna get laid here tonight, or what?"
Indomitus:
Under the new Dubya Health Plan, anal probes will begin early in life...
ArtMystery:
"PLEASE, Nurse Adams. PLEASE don't fist me AGAIN!!" "It's for your own good, young Mr. Osment." "Oh. Oh, well then... okay. Go ahead."
Indomitus:
Wow! We never had a particle accelerator on the playground where I grew up!
killwil:
"So, how's that fist look in xray? I know you pointed the finger. My man-utrerus felt it."