Chebster:
"Where is... ahhh yes, the talleywacker." "Please, NOT THE TALLEYWHACKER!!" *sob*
Indomitus:
"Didn't I already bust you for prostitution last week?"
Chebster:
"Are you lost little girl?" "No, I'm not a little girl, I'll have you know I'm twenty two. I'm a hooker." "Ooookie dokie."
ArtMystery:
"With folks like Bill Bennett, Rush Limbaugh and George Bush at large, what do you think? Of COURSE we drive in circles!" *vrooom*
ArtMystery:
"You lookin' at my ass again, Phil?" "Sure am, Edgar." "And...?" "You still got it, Edgar." "Damn! Thanks, pal! I knew there was a reason I partnered with you." "OH yeah."
BlakHooded1:
Republican and Democrats alike line up for the new Shoot-A-Rumsfeld game!
Chebster:
Ben Hur, 1975.
MirandaRamsey:
Hemma hemma haw haw, hemma hemma haw, hemma hemma haw haw, trot trot trot trot trot!
BlakHooded1:
Inventing Situations now ends its broadcast day. *BEEEEEEEEP!*
MirandaRamsey:
"Moose balls. Fresh off the moose." "Why, Jacque, you humor me!"
Chebster:
"Actually Juan, when I offered peach pie, I had something else in mind."
Indomitus:
"Gawl-dangit, Mildred, this land is even more dry and barren than you are!"