JurassicCorpse:
OK, the chicks are hot and all but when are the 3 Stooges gonna start throwing pies?
shankenstein:
"Were these used for sex?"
Forkboy:
"If you'd like, I can find you some nice clown shoes to go with your outfit." "Bitch." "Whore."
YingSodomizesPumpkins:
And she comes complete with a huge stick up her ass
JurassicCorpse:
You know you're rich when Busby Berkeley produces your LSD trips...
evetsgghost:
Rosemary's Baby as seen on the Lawrence Welk show
deadparrot:
"That's right, Oxy Clean will even clean up those pesky blood spatters! Perfect for family reunions and visits with the in-laws!"
deadparrot:
"...and then the sadly misunderstood Wolf sued Red Riding Hood, and won a huge settlement, and lived happily ever after. The end."
skydiver119:
I don't care what the x-rays say, my head is not empty
bannerman:
Lemme guess, Neo has to enter this thing to save Zion and destroy Smith once and for all, right?
TFox:
"OK, but besides that, are there any noticable side effects?"
sanspants:
The new Dubya razor... the first blade lifts taxes, the second blade cuts medicare, and the third blade shaves slowly at civil rights...