UnReality:
"You guys some kinda cult?" "Noooo! Just 'cause we dress alike?" "And sell flowers at the airport?" "And were castrated in joyful anticipation of the mothership's arrival by our glorious leader?"
UnReality:
"And that's how you make Ovaltine."
Enapov:
Could you stop pretending to be a monkey for fifteen minutes Paul.
UnReality:
"And the best monkey impersonation award goes to Senator Mackenzie this round."
UnReality:
"A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market. Duh."
GersonK:
from the team that brought you What's the Difference Between A Big Mac and a BJ.
Dante83:
How the hell should I know, who do I look like Donald Freaking Trump. Somebody get me a beer.
UnReality:
"How much for the freaky gnome?"
terryodude:
Gay Coleman sat on the counter and watched for shop lifters
SirEnochTheChaste:
The historical first meeting of Gay Coleman and Straight Coleman.
SirEnochTheChaste:
"Go away." "What? I need to buy a trumpet for my daughter." "Sh! He'll hear you..." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Mr. B Natural! Get out while you can..."
TyranosaurisRex:
Nothing compares to 110 coronets... well, maybe two or three bagpipes.