Indomitus:
"I won't date a girl unless she's a Virginian."
UnReality:
"Ovaltine? Nah, I prefer cocoa." "We all know what *you* prefer, Ted."
Dante83:
"And THAT is why 'Bedtime for Bonzo' is the BEST ape movie ever. Case closed."
Hinermad:
This haircut? It's a long story. I had this bet with Lucifer that he couldn't get this tree-hugger chick to eat an apple...
Hinermad:
Traffic jams are rare in Nelsonville, but when they do occur it can take hours to get both cars out of there.
terryodude:
Harold knew he was in big trouble when he locked his keys in the car with the lights on and the top down
Hinermad:
.oO Passed out drunk again. Great! I'll have another baby in no time!
Indomitus:
.oO(*sigh* He's so cute when he's passed out, piss drunk, on the couch.)
Hinermad:
"You hooee hlahfa hoohoo!" "I hate the hazing rituals." "Dude! You're gonna get us rejected!" "Sorry. Hoofoo hooee fooyou faloofa." "Foo!"
UnReality:
"In France, they call it a menage a trois. But here in Virginia, we just call it bumpin' double-uglies."
Hinermad:
"Hold on folks - if you're gonna do that, you need one of these." "Thanks Trojan... hey, you're not Trojan Man!" "No, I'm the Orkin Man. I'm covering Trojan Man's shift while he has a vasectomy."
terryodude:
What do you think Doc? Can we be separated?