TyranosaurisRex:
Tense moments when Fred catches Bill with his Slinky on his dick.
Beckett:
"No, really Cindy, it's an old Republican tradition. When I stand under it you have to blow me... honest!"
NurseNoir:
Yes, this all seems very wholesome... until the truth is revealed: they're riding WITHOUT THE BIKE SEATS!!!
Beckett:
"Fred can hear Bill's screams of agony as he tries to get the slinky unwound from his pubic hair."
Beckett:
"Later in the evening they would begin bobbing for condoms."
Beckett:
"What the... that's not a Pinata! That's my collostomy bag you damn kids!!"
flavio:
"MONKEYS FLINGING THEIR OWN CRAP!"
Beckett:
"No gargling in the Library."
Beckett:
"Not fresh? Alice, you killed my plants!"
NurseNoir:
The DEEpartment of Human REEsources used ta be called just plain ol' PERSONNEL until them pinko left-wingers got put in charge! [Ah, a page from my own employment history... ]
Beckett:
"..and how to impress the ladies!"
NurseNoir:
Chapter One: Smallpox, At Work and On Your Bath Towel.