terryodude:
I told you Greg, It always starts with a BJ and then you want to dance.
gleeb:
After forcing her to make a Maoist-style self-condemnation, they exiled Sally from the party.
Hinermad:
"Why are you all staring at me?" "We've never seen a girl before." "What about Karen? She's a girl!" "Is this true, Karen?"
UnReality:
"I thought we told you no parties while we were away, young lady!" "But, it's not a party, Daddy. It's an orgy." "Oh. Well that's different then."
terryodude:
It is our second date, I don't think a threesome is too much to ask
Dante83:
Son, I've gotten a job as a cartoon pig.
UnReality:
"Yeah... girls... right... they're the ones with the Virginians and Ovaltines, right?"
Indomitus:
"I bought my wife a strapon last week, Bill, and lemme tell ya... The things she does to me..."
Hinermad:
"You're kidding! Every MONTH?" "That's what they said in that film at school." "Wow. I'm glad I signed that permission slip. Every month? That explains a lot."
Hinermad:
Some girls' Ovaltines are lumpier than others.
Indomitus:
"You can borrow it next week, Charlotte, if you want. I'm sure Bill would love it."
UnReality:
"Whoa! You have NIPPLES, too?!"