Kayne:
"As shown in this chart, your penis growth will actually deteriorate into the negative numbers in the next few... minutes."
i am not funny:
no, you gotta thrust more from the hips when you use a strap-on
The_Seer:
Sears is in the red and that's NOT a good thing.
KIPPAGE:
Its Red Hot at Sears.... dont touch the screen!
The_Seer:
I will shoot the next officer that says to me "Who luvs ya baby" and offers me a lollipop.
Mr_Grant:
Today's jail muzak is: Johnny Cash's Greatest Hits.
Mr_Grant:
*Your honor, at that point the suspect declared 'Oh YEAH? Well I could resist arrest with both hands tied behind my back'. So we had to beat him senseless.*
Mr_Grant:
I Know Why the Caged Property Sergeant Sings
Mr_Grant:
Scores Injured as Snausage Explosion Hits Purina Plant, film at 11.
amycamus:
Stab wounds suspected in freak "Human Picnic Table" stunt.
Mr_Grant:
"75% of the annual police budget goes for public art, like the tissue/glue collage you see behind me."
Mr_Grant:
You know what to do."