Mr_Grant:
"Ya know Sarge, it's like the Johnny Cash song: 'I'm gonna break these rusty chains and run'."
The_Seer:
"Look, I was on '21 Jump Street'. So what kind of acting have YOU ever done nerd boy?" "Uh, I'm Woody Allen." "Oh .... never mind then."
deadparrot:
A bachelor buys a set of mini-blinds. He will put them up: A: Today. B: Tomorrow. C: Next winter. D: Never.
deadparrot:
"Nuclear warhead? No problem. I'll need some salt, gum wrappers, a used condom and some K-Y jelly. Oh, sorry, that's the recipe for an H-Bomb. My bad."
Indomitus:
"Hey, Wakko, order a pizza." "Why do I always have to call, Yakko? Why can't Dot call this time?"
E_the_E:
There's been a horrible accident at the studio; They filmed 'Hobgoblins'.
mrv3000:
.oO I enjoy it when Daniel Jackson plays footsies with me. Oo.
bannerman:
"Now, Darlene when I say 'Action!' you lift up your top." "WHAT?!?"
mrv3000:
Jack falls into a depression - he's just nothing without his yellow shirt.
bannerman:
Great, Stargate Union Local 616 doesn't look happy.
Amon:
"Oh, MAN! They screwed my order up and sent me a Barbra *Streisand* blow-up doll instead of the Barbara *Bach* I ordered!"
TyranosaurisRex:
Back in the good old days when John Wayne and Charleton Heston were actors.