Wagon:
The left one... NO, no the right one! Right, right, right... No THE LEFT ONE!!! I'LL USE THE LEFT ONE!!!
LilMe:
the long one that wiggles
looseygooseyman:
Well tonight I used oregano, garlic, and parsely! Also lime juice!
deadparrot:
I would use the +4 broad sword with the special attachment for edging.
sanspants:
to pick my nose? usually my index finger, but in your case i'll make an exception.
sanspants:
he one that's ribbed for her pleasure. that, or the one that's powered by a car battery.
LilMe:
whichever one hasn't already been used!
sanspants:
this is a trick question, isn't it? oh, yeah, that's just like you, sci-fi, to try and pull a fast one on us. but we see right through your game, sci-fi.
sanspants:
but what if i choose the purple one? oh, my, that would throw a curve, wouldn't it?
sanspants:
...or maybe the chartreuse one. they won't be expecting that.
sanspants:
...but maybe that's the one they want us to use. yeah, we know their game. it's all part of sci-fi's plot to drive us mad.
TyranosaurisRex:
Here. I don't have time for sex today. See if you can impregnate yourself with this.