Meldrick:
And lo, the floodgates were open, and the people did come forth, but alas, the Bruce tickets were already sold out.
Buffoon:
I just know that somewhere in the background is Madame DeFarge, knitting.
jessb:
ssshhhh! don't upset the small unhappy cotton balls...
Impugn:
Texas chilli. Shock and Awe. Guaranteed.
Meldrick:
Newspaper press broke, can only print headlines!
Reynard_T_Fox:
Peter! Egon! Don't cross the newspapers!
Generik:
Three Hurt in Unprecedented Headline Smash-Up.
Indomitus:
"Britney, Christina, and Madonna sing 'Like a Virgin', world still doesn't believe them"
Generik:
"Your new diaphragm is ready, Ms. Madonna!"
Generik:
"We can generate more smoke, Mr. President, but I don't know where we're going to find a mirror big enough for you!"
Generik:
"Doooo ya wanna see a monkey? Huh? Do ya? Got one right here... little teeny monkey right here in my hand! So? Ya wanna see it or not?"
Meldrick:
"I can't see Mars at all in this thing."