Indomitus:
June 1952... A young scientist at M.I.T. stumbles across what would eventually be defined as "flavor crystals"
Generik:
Pile driver beats rock in Extreme Rochambeau.
Generik:
Rush Limbaugh's fact-checkers working overtime... "Crap! He almost let a true fact slip by that time!" "Gotta watch that fat bastard every second, I swear."
Indomitus:
It's an optical illusion. There's actually only 1 person, 2 chickens and a small plastic monkey in this room.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Eventually, management took one of the mirrors down, as the existential horror of an infinite workplace was lowering company morale.
Generik:
Amazing how Stevie can manage to finish the 660 with half the track team stuffed up his butt.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Coach Grimley: "You little pukes will never live up to the ideal of Pat Sajack, I must say!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
Yep, the good ol' days... long summers without a care in the world and nothin' to do but fashion blowtorches from WD-40 bottles and lighters and shoot them at each other's heads. (true story)
Generik:
Can you draw the Nixon nose? Perhaps you have a career as a political cartoonist awaiting you!
Meldrick:
"Now, as you can see, as the motorcade proceeds down this road, several shots are fired at it from the southwest..."
Thibodeau:
Screen-grab of an actual split-second subliminal image broadcast during "Charmed." It says "Keep watching Charmed."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Looks sort of like a surrealist rendering of a pair of eyes and a baseball cap brim, but you know what they say: Sometimes a penis is just a penis.